001 ◎ mice an angry, we are all sick cats.
002 ◎ MM argument and a whale is not a fish, and finally I said,
003 ◎ man young gold, I cut down the legs, and even pieces of copper did not find it!
004 ◎ spring I put corn buried in the earth, to fall I will gain a lot of corn. Spring, I put my wife buried in the earth, to fall ... I'll be shot!
005 ◎ If you see a shadow in front, do not be afraid, it is because the sun behind you!
006 ◎ travels to brothels were not old, please Huiren.
007 ◎ hear Jun's words, I have ten books province!
008 ◎ 0-year-old debut appearance, 10-year-old every day. 20-year-old lofty ideal, 30-year-old worked hard. Basic orientation of 40-year-old, 50-year-old popular everywhere. 60-year-old playing mahjong, 70-year-old wandering everywhere. 80-year-old Lara homemade, 90-year-old hanging on the wall!
009 ◎ undressed, I was an animal, put on clothes I Yiguanqinshou!
010 ◎ Shi Tai, a monk, right from you! ... Long, long time ... Shitai, you spare a monk, right!
011 ◎ : She wants me to put dirt into gold, I want her as the gold as dirt.
013 ◎ read 10 languages, as chat half QQ.
014 ◎ lazy bed the morning, then six coins in his pocket: If you throw to six are positive, I went to school! Thinking hesitate a long time, or forget, do not take the risk of ... ...
015 ◎ I spent 80,000 to buy a Western Zhou pottery, called yesterday to ! ! But that does not tolerate the money is fake! ! ! !
017 ◎ who was friends pretended to be dead, a woman makes herself by plastic surgery.
018 ◎ grow up to marry monk, to play to play, can not play put him eat.
019 ◎ Oh my god, except one male and one female.
020 ◎ Do not wait until everybody says when you find yourself really ugly ugly.
021 ◎ If a friend can betray each value of five, I also made a small fortune.
022 ◎ Personals: requirements are as follows, A alive, B woman.
023 ◎ to the point of the sun I'll rot.
024 ◎ to eat a proper, only fresh weight ah.
025 ◎ Shanghai Triad, shake to Modoribashi.
026 ◎ fate is responsible for shuffling, but the game of cards is our own!
027 ◎ Q: Do you like my point? A: I like you away from me!
028 ◎ you come back, I do not come one 忽悠!
029 ◎ life like Zude's mouth, the next you never know who will be unlucky ~ ~ ~
030 ◎ fell, got up and cry ~ ~ ~
031 ◎ world, unable to extricate himself, in addition to teeth, as well as love.
032 ◎ Xi'an Jiaotong University, when passing a dinosaur on the trips to the bathroom, came out she sobbed: easy. Live, easy. Life is not easy.
034 ◎ my cousin, more than four years. From the beginning of the text, not even the test in three years. Then martial arts, martial arts made a vector field, officials in the drum, by the out. Switched to medicine, essays a recipe, clothes, and death.
035 ◎ ask to have the misery designer paul smith, like a group of eunuchs on the brothel ... ...
036 ◎ My life career, and eating has no limits ~ ~ ~
037 ◎ a place to pollution in two ways: garbage, or money!
038 ◎ the young, we often directed at the mirror and make faces; old age, the mirror be even.
039 ◎ you blind ah? You can not see such a large shield, but why should throw stones at me on the head!
040 ◎ problems first to find the cause, not a strange planet has no gravity constipation.
041 ◎ racking our brains decision-making, to ensure that each of the offerings, shot ass leave.
042 ◎ We are going too fast, the soul can not keep up ... ...
043 ◎ Do not stoop to earth ~ ~ ~
044 ◎ girl from virgin to and successfully as long as a woman mini cooper paul smith, the boy becomes a man from the Virgin, need repeated temper!
045 ◎ Chulai Hun, his wife sooner or later want to change it!
046 ◎ child grow up, I thought I could save the world, and so grow up they discover the whole world can not save me ... ...
047 ◎ are rich uncle! But it is not also owe!
048 ◎ even if I was a toad, a toad I will never marry his mother.
049 ◎ why long sleep before his death, since death will be buried ... ...
050 ◎ tailor did not want to cook, not a good driver.
051 ◎ time is the best teacher, but unfortunately - the last he killed the all students.
052 ◎ road trip to Xi'an, a burst of bluster Dalian Dalian man more than a lot of good, and then said Dalian City at the time the centennial celebration of a very grand and so on, and then asked the next one : princes' it ... ...
054 ◎ harmonious campus, perhaps riding a bicycle was a Ph.D., and open-Benz may be a logistical ... ...
055 ◎ is gold, always spend the; a mirror, always reflective of the ... ...
056 ◎ my girlfriend because she improperly nuns four did not, Anli charge.
057 ◎ star off point can be more famous, I was caught off the bare up!
058 ◎ see a beautiful MM, having no way to strike up a conversation, a brick street, picked up, stepped forward, What scientists do not want to be a dream, fantasy is the landlord of his young master, families with fertile fields all day, ignorant and incompetent, nothing led a group of dog I took to the streets to take liberties with what decent girl ... ...
060 ◎ Do not talk to me about ideal, quit it!
061 ◎ your roses, chocolate for you, your diamond. You, my!
062 ◎ so-called surprise is waiting for your rabbit to a hard, followed by a wolf!
063 ◎ What is fortunate? Happiness is a cat fish dog meat, Altman played little monster!
064 ◎ both farmer bragging:
065 ◎ cockroaches are not afraid of cockroaches drugs, and vitamins that we do not even get it working!
066 ◎ long a bun like to not blame the dog to follow!
067 ◎ Touxing when a man second only to Einstein's IQ!
068 ◎ Chinese efforts to study! A pack of Chinese a lot of sore ... ...
069 ◎ If you can not give your woman to wear the wedding dress, so do not stop you untie the hands of her buttoned!
070 ◎ Do not think you can do to wear dirty clothes tainted witnesses; do not think you can do wearing wooden clogs slippers witness ... ...
071 ◎ cause is a national, honor is an entity, performance is led by the wife's wages, property is the child's error was his own.
072 ◎ Nirvana Phoenix is reborn, reborn pheasant is Evil Dead.
073 ◎ If one day I become a rogue, please tell others, I too innocent ... ...
074 ◎ I only have a car, or own ... ...
075 ◎ woman has numerous QQ, just to take liberties with a man, a man above a QQ number commonly used to fill a variety of women ... ...
076 ◎ chance to see the book on the so-called contemporary woman mate selection criteria: car and house, his parents died. Then write down the standard fantasy wife in the election: deception, deceptive paul smith shop online, being bullied.
078 ◎ sleep is an art - who can not stop my pursuit of artistic footsteps!
079 ◎ In order to avoid domestic violence, so I decided not to get married!
080 ◎ You can live like a pig, but you will never be as happy as pigs!
081 ◎ lightning Pirates of the bell, maintaining the original aim, to succeed not worth mentioning, this material most Acacia storm, a house does not sweep sweep invincible, east west sunrise rain falls, I raise my eyes comparative study, transfixed hair when everyone happy, chickens Yanyong chopper small scale, hard-edged spring, Weiweijiuzhao Po Kui, Very good bye, eight-tooth Lupin, blew out the new moon ... ...
082 ◎ a woman a blog diary: a certain day, drunk and go, hand touched - in mobile phones and chastity, sleep!
083 ◎ and beautiful, and pure, gentle, sexy, cute virgin, like ghosts, men are talking about it, but no one has ever witnessed ... ...
< br> 084 ◎ remember elementary school teacher scolded me: Now, they will not dare to laugh is a laugh ... ...
085 ◎ If happiness is a cloud, if the pain like the stars. That my life is really cloudless, starry sky ... ...
086 ◎ contraceptive effect: not successful, it becomes
087 ◎ alone is a person's carnival, carnival is a group of people alone.
088 ◎ most tiring thing in this world, than to watch his heart is broken, had to stick it up yourself.
089 ◎ tragic life is: made a hard night of eclectic content of the dream, wake up the next morning actually can not remember all of it!
090 ◎ father asked me what to pursue in life? I replied, money and beauty, his father vicious hit my face; I replied, career and love, the father appreciated the touch of my head.
091 ◎ men lust, color center slightly stronger than that called satyr, another strong point called the goat, but also to strengthen called rapist, You Qijiang it became perverted rapist, lust to the extreme, called Human Aesthetics artist.
092 I remember one day recently graduated, his girlfriend sent me a text message: instrument allows to completely sad ... ...
093 ◎ here against urine, and offenders confiscated tools.
094 ◎ see beauty in the street, looking a little higher is appreciated, look low point is that rogue.
095 ◎ baby his mother, nothing if life there are many things to do it, do not delay the effort and I play hide and seek, and quickly jumped out Come on ~ ~ ~
096 ◎ like a woman's life two flowers: one money to spend, and second, to spend as much as possible!
097 ◎ became a hit - is described as female artists ... ...
098 ◎ unfair is that this world: God said: Beauty said: Rich said: I said:
099 really do not understand, many, many beautiful girls to buy clothes to wear, is to attract the attention of boys, but boys want to see, but it is a girl with no clothes on.
100 ◎ occasional quiet life of a mime you will feel so cool, but the quiet life of a mime on the disaster ... ...
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