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1, the world's most remote distance: the two of us go out, you buy Apple's fourth generation, I buy four bags of apples
2, middle of the night a thief slipped into a heavily guarded place, painstakingly open the vault, and found that there actually are all jelly. Tired and hungry to eat all the jelly huff thief left the next day the local newspaper headlines: Crazy sperm bank theft.
3, even if the world does not care about me, my cold ray bans, forgotten me, abandoned me, not only China Mobile and China Unicom, clockwork every month at least give me the information: your account balance less than $ 10 Please avoid timely top-down. . .
4, walk-on this matter, if done well, is called friendship performances; rumors that matter, if done well, is called speculation. Sleep this thing, if done well, called Pirates of the dream of space; bullied subordinates this matter, if done well, is called courage. P palaver this matter, if done well is called praise. Father this matter, if the dry well, called Gang; matchmaker bringing together these things, if done well, called . .
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6, the world's most remote distance, the distance is not life and death, but I stand Monday, but my mind was thinking Friday the distance!
7, a male bar coincidence Xifeng cheap paul smith, after long hesitation she asked: people, men and awkward back position. Slightly hectares, Xifeng over and whispered: The man shouted: Fourth place: Shanghai dialect, fifth: Shaanxi, then sixth: Changsha dialect, seventh place: Sichuan, eighth: Shandong, then ninth: Tianjin, then tenth: Cantonese
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10, a girl of late case of criminals. Vicious criminals Q: Stop! Why go? Girls want to be robbing, then piteously and said: to borrow money. Vicious criminals still ask: Why go to borrow money? Girls fear of being Jiese, sidewalk: a sexually transmitted disease no money rule. Criminals roar: Go!
11, derailment of a man [not] a ten physical characteristics, lip thin; 2, eyebrows to be long, Yin-Tang to open; 3, right eye left eye small large; 4 people deep, thick, round chin, large ; 5, the ear is not prominent; 6, nose and nose like plum petals; 7, eyes black and white; 8, multi eyelids; 9, the two zygomatic Hong Leong, blood match; 10, middle finger upright unbiased. mopper have a look at yourself?
12, the bus, a man of the people next to him whispered, The relatives and friends?
13, one day, my brother asked my sister: What do you like flowers? Sister shy said: I like two kinds of flowers., His brother eagerly asked: Which two? I gave you! My sister whispered down: money to spend, just flowers! Brother innocently said: You're beautiful! Charming sister asked: I am what the United States? My brother said with deep feeling: Xiang Demei!
14, mother: You say I only have half sister on the good. is a person who loves you. . .
16, [not the sun was in March, 6 million mites to sleep with you, according to statistics, even if the home is clean, the average per-bed bedding dust mites and mites also have at least 15 million
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17, favorite books → secretary; largest network → Internet; the most difficult dish to eat → fired; the youngest mistress of elders → ; the most expensive post → invitations; solve the most difficult to three-point formula →; most smelly feet → men's soccer.
18, [year] 12 Valentine's Day Valentine's Day Jan. 14 diary; traditional Valentine's Day February 14; March 14 White Day; Black Day on April 14; Rose Valentine's Day, May 14; June 14 Valentine's Day kiss; silver July 14, Valentine's Day; August 14th green Valentine's Day; photo September 14, Valentine's Day; wine, Valentine's Day on October 14; film Valentine's Day November 14; embrace Valentine's Day, December 14.
19, [2, the shrimp: red day is when the grief. 3, the balance: who is more to the point, who tend to. 4, falls: due to a commanding, was eloquent. 5, saw: eloquent, specializing in alienating behavior. 6, Walnut: no fancy appearance, there is substantial brain. 7, vase: beautiful appearance and then, but also conceal the inner emptiness.
20, monk apprentice learn again set foot on the trip, monk asked: = eat + sleep + earn money = Pigs + earn money men men - earn money = Pigs, the conclusion: men do not make money equal to the pigs. Women = eat + sleep + spend Woman Women = Pigs + spend - spend = Pigs, Conclusion: Women do not spend money equal to the pigs.
22, one day, Wang and his wife, watching TV, there is a story on television: explained to his wife: comprehensive in cafeteria diet-based, job-oriented dreams, unemployment of graduates, the employment of migrant workers...
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